“Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.”
“I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof.”
“The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.”
“I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.”
“I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.”
[via BusinessBalls]
.Humor :) 