Funny Internet Safety Signs

A list of good humorous signs for your Internet safety. [Cracked.com]

Funny Motor Insurance Claims

“Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.”

“I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof.”

“The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.”

“I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.”

“I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.”

[via BusinessBalls]

Cool Stadium … made with LEGO

LEGO builder is one of the coolest job in the world!

Accused knicker nicker says he was in bad elf

A man accused of robbing a Belfast lingerie shop at knifepoint has fallen back on a time honoured defence – namely, his claim that he believed he was a female elf at the time.

Belfast Crown Court was told by the prosecution that 45-year-old Robert Boyd from Broadlands, Carrickfergus had held up the shop, Orchid, while disguised in a wig, hat and sunglasses. He allegedly made off with bras, knickers, stockings and suspender belts.

However, Boyd’s defence maintain that at the time, Boyd believed that he was a elf, having been playing the cyberpunk role-playing game Shadowrun.  [Metro UK]

Man & Woman

Weird Potato Chips Bag

Now some Rats Video with KFC!